When I installed the filing cabinet into my office today, it only cost a bit of my soul and self-dignity.

Knock, knock, Who’s there? ........................................................................................................... Java.

That last joke I made was lame, but at least it runs on every platform, right?

These are current free microblogs that support notifications and posting via IM.

plurk.com
kwippy.com
identi.ca
friendfeed.com
jaiku.com

Did I miss any, or am I incorrect about any listed? Thanks.

Were any of us males aware of the rights we're entitled to as described in Beyonce Knowle's "If I Were a Boy?"