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14 July 2009 @ 02:15 pm
 
I want to go take a fisherman's catch and tell him it's for "Bass-steal" day, we'll have a good laugh.
 
 
14 July 2009 @ 12:47 pm
 
Hey girl, it's Bastille day - so let's go cause an uprising back at my place.
 
 
13 July 2009 @ 12:30 pm
 
This bread is either really multi-grain or really moldy. My life is full of said excitement.
 
 
12 July 2009 @ 07:19 pm
 
The copy is very rough & will be changed & I haven't touched the blog yet - but tell me what you think of the new http://jamiemart.in/ :)
 
 
12 July 2009 @ 03:22 pm
 
Disappointed to find out that the "Bruno" modeling movie isn't about Bruce Willis
 
 
12 July 2009 @ 01:53 pm
 
"It appears that you attempted to register for this forum using the wrong form. Please use the form below to register." *brain explodes*
 
 
11 July 2009 @ 02:07 pm
 
7/11 - Never Forget
 
 
19 May 2009 @ 10:18 pm
 
I need to add "Chris Andersen" to the "people-I'd-like-to-be-reincarnated-as" list.
 
 
05 May 2009 @ 02:21 pm
 
If I owned a gun, I'd call the safety the "caps lock."
 
 
05 May 2009 @ 12:56 pm
 
Let's have an authentic Cinco de Mayo today. I'll be terrified wearing a surgical mask and praying to god nobody I know has the Swine Flu.
 
 
04 May 2009 @ 10:19 pm
 
Why does Vince from Sham-wow think I hate making salads?
 
 
02 May 2009 @ 06:13 pm
 
Rumor has it Jessica Simpson took that practice facility to Cancun last night.
 
 
30 April 2009 @ 10:56 pm
 
Could either the Trail Blazers or the Rockets beat the Lakers once? Probably not. Also: Swine Flu
 
 
28 April 2009 @ 09:38 pm
 
Is there an uglier assemblage of human beings other than the San Antonio Spurs?
 
 
28 April 2009 @ 11:53 am
 
It won't be long until twitter is just a bunch of bots following each other, like Skynet, but with 140 character limits
 
 
27 April 2009 @ 08:14 pm
 
How can SpongeBob afford all that pineapple real estate if Mr. Krabs
is only paying him in dimes and Krabby Patties?
 
 
26 April 2009 @ 11:12 pm
 
Does someone faking Munchausen's syndrome actually have Munchausen's syndrome?
 
 
26 April 2009 @ 08:17 pm
 
The Orange Box is $9.99 this weekend on Steam so I took the plunge. Wanna take my TF2 virginity? Add "livejamie" to Steam and/or Xfire
 
 
26 April 2009 @ 07:24 pm
 
You know what's ad hominem? Your face.
 
 
24 April 2009 @ 05:16 pm
 
I have Bulimia, I just don't throw up.
 
 
 
 

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