Is Oprah going to take the Jay Leno route of retiring, taking 5 months off and then having another crappy show an hour earlier?
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I've been developing a bad dream ranking system based on Lady GaGa music videos. Last night was a "Bad Romance" dream.
Getting my passport sorted for a very very exciting business meeting in Vancouver this week. Anything I should do while I'm there?
"Sweet Fire Chicken?" That's cute, Panda Express, no really it is. Just give me 6 servings of Orange Chicken and nobody gets hurt.
Beggars can't be choosers. Unless you're king of the beggars, then I assume you take a middle-management-type role.
They arrested the Jolly Green Giant on charges of conspiracy today. I always suspected the dude was a plant.
HOLY CRAP 5 EMAILS AT ONCE! oh yeah I just bought something on eBay. False alarm people, everything is okay.
The fact that I got Google's GPS Navigation working on my G1 would be quite the feat if I actually had an exciting life with places to go.
What happens when you select "Military Base" at PizzaHut.com? Do they bring it to you in a tank? Do they zig-zag to your door?
It's "Veteran's" day? Ugh, my Veterinarian is going to be so confused by the flowers she's getting.
Oh sure, it's cool when a rock star smashes his guitar at the end of a show, but when I smash my laptop I'm "wasting company equipment."
For all intents and purposes, rocking a rhyme that's right on time isn't very tricky.
Donovan McNabb is sure playing like he doesn't even CARE about my fantasy football team. How selfish.
"It's too many swords and not enough bones. It's sword overkill." - My Dad on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers current logo